Esha q

veshe esh jamane me eshi behnki soch apne bhai ke liye sahi to he


good moring

Ek garbhwati( pregnant) aurat ne
apni
beti se pucha:
"kya chahiye tujhe, bahan ya bhai'
.
Ladaki boli: "bhai
Maa ne pucha:"kis ke jaisa
Ladki:"Raawan jesa.
.
Maa ko gussa aaya, baap ne
aankhe
dikhayi. Kya bak rahi hai
.
Ladaki boli:"haa maa, mujhe
Raawan
jesa bhai chahiye, jisne parayi
aurat ka
haran karne ke baad bhi use chua
tak nahi, .
Jisne bahan ki ijjat ke liye pura
rajvansh daav pe laga diya
.
'please maa, mujhe raawan sa
bhai de
do, taki me duniya se garv se kah
saku-'wo
mera bhai hai. eshke bare me kya kehna he

Acha

aap ka kehna he ki juth bolne ki vajh ladkiya he

kya ladkiya bhi yhi karti nahi he kya apne bf ke liye

vo bhi to juth bolti he

and har baat bf ki manti he par mom ded ki nahi

lover ke liye maa-baap se jhoot bolte hai...
pr lover se kyu nahi....
lover se sadi ke liye parents ko 6od sakte hai.
parents ke liye lover ko kyu nahi.....
lover se puchte hai khana khaya ki nahi...
pr kya parents se kabhi pucha hai....
lover ki 1 kasam se buri aadat 6ut jati hai..
pr papa ke bar bar kahne pr nahi 6udti...
Respect your parents...

Hello

koyi he yha

Oh acha

good moring

Bahaduri kya hai ???
.
Der raat
Jab aap frnds k party k baad ghr aao
.
Aur mumy gate par jhaadu lekar khadi
ho
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.
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Or
tum pucho: hey mom,
abhi tak jhaadu lga rhi ho.

Gawaar :- " Ye T.V Kitne Ka Hai..? "
,
Salesman :- "Hum Gawaaro Ko Koi Chiz
Nahi Bechte...!! "
,
Gawaar After 1 Month Clean Shave
&hair cut, :-
"Ye T.V Kitne Ka Hai...? "
,
,
Salesman :- "Hum Gawaaron ko Koi
Chiz Nahi Bechte..!! "
,
Gawaar Again After 1 Month Full
angrez
banke :-
"WHAT'S D COST OF THAT TV DUDE..??
"
,
,
Salesman Phir Se :- "Hum Gawaaron ko
Koi
Chiz Naahi Bechte..!! "
,
Gawaarr Gusse Me :- "Tujhe Harbar
Kaise
Pata Chal Jata Hai Ki
mai Gawaar Hun..?? "
,
Salsman :- "Q ki Ye Tv Nahi,
"MICROWAVE" Hai Gadhe....!!"

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi
kr rhi hu......
Bf reply in style.....
.
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Na tere Aane ki khushi....
Na tere jane ka gum.....
Jaa
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki......
jisme he dum wo hai
BAJIRAO SINGHAM.....

Me eik dam supar

khana pina ho gya aap ka

मतलबी लड़की से तो अच्छी मेरी सिगरेट है................
................... यारो
जो मेरे होठ से अपनी ज़िन्दगी शुरू करती है.................
...................और
मेरे कदमो के नीचे अपना दम तोड़ देती है...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wife calls to her husband :=Window ka lock ni khul
rha hai...
Husbnd := aisa kro thoda oil garam kr ke us pr
daal do...
Wife := Kya us se lock khul jaega?
Husbnd := Try to kro
.
.
.
After15 mints
Husband calls wife
Tum ne try kia?
Wife:= Han kia, par ab to Laptop hi Off ho gaya
hai
Husbnd:= Jahil Aurat
Window to batati konsi hai...

good moring:navaz

keshe ho aap

ok bhai ja dua me yad rakhna

hahaha abe me tujhse puch raha hu bata de nalatak isli din k lie tujhe padhaya likhaya hai
ki tujhko mate ka matlab na aye

bol ab kya matlab h ya ne google translater use kro

abe banda khta na uski mate h.. abe vls mate room mate to pata hai

Kaisa hai be
kya kar rha hai
bol
aur yar ye feeling abuse tha kya
wo bol k gai
aur mate mayne kya hota hai

par bikta too old hai na

ghnta ab new jamana hai
0Ld ab ni chalta

hahah tu b purana hai sale sada hua