Haan janu sab se pahle tujhe taste krau gi

Janu mujhe lga achar pakaty hn tu bta us k sath kia krty hn waise os wla achar pakaye bina gally ga nh

Janu tu achu cook hai tu bta kon se masale dal k pakana ho ga

Hi madam

Janu achar dalon gi suna hai bare faide wla business hai

Janu pta nh kahan gye sare chal WANTED ka ad dety hn

Janu aa gyi tu tere bina os sona sona ho gya tha

haiii

♥☆¸.••.¸☆♥

Sgnboard Education

Sgnboard outside Heaven:
"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God....
will not be considered as prayers"
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?? Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:
" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended..
Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers."
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?? Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
" Married MEN are not allowed.
We serve the needy, not the greedy.."
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?? SignBoard outside GARAGE:
"If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder.."
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?? Signboard outside A Bar:
" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget,
Please do Pay In Advance "
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?? Signboard outside Driving School:
" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,
Don't Stand In Her Way....."
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?? Signboard outside Library:
"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra,
please hold the book with BOTH Hands.."
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Now pay my fees
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♥☆¸.••.¸☆♥

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6 Negatives lines,with positive meanings

1 Money can't buy happiness

but... its more comfortable to cry in
a BMW than on a bicycle

2. Forgive your enemy

but... remember that bastard's name

3. Help a person when they are in trouble

and... they will remember
you when they are in trouble again..

4. Many people are alive only

because... its illegal to shoot them

5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem

but... neither does juice

6. Smoking kills

but... if you don't smoke,
doesn't mean you'll never die...

Think again.. Be wise..

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Haan janu pr purani jaga ki bat hi kch or hoti hai

Janu bat kia thi re mujhe bhul gyi

Chat room ka kch kr os qabristan banta ja raha hai

Ab usko kia bolty hn re

Janu unho ne apna sara paisa space ship me banane me lga diya ho ga kapron k bachy nh ho ge

Good evening

Abi alien os pr aaya hai. Thoda sbr rakh alien tere ghr b pahunch jaaega

Janu tu woh alien kahan dekh

Mujhe v dekhna hai

Janu alien ki es se ziada insult me ne kbi nh dekhi

Haha... Achha tu kbi surprised hui is se ?

@alien rupa surprised nh hai tujhe surprised kr de gi