Biggest Problem In Love: . . Good Guy Gets Wrong Girl.. . . Good Girl Gets Wrong Guy.. They Fall In Love & Good Ones Get Cheated.. Now The Good Guys Thinks, All Girls Are Fraud.. & Good Girls Thinks, All Guys Are Flirts.. . . . . When Good Guy Meets Good Girl, They Avoid Falling In Love & Become Just Good Friends….. ♥
FUNNY MEANINS… CIGARETTE A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGE It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s. CONFERENCE The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. CONFERENCE ROOM A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end. SMILE A curve that can set a lot of things straight! YAWN The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths. EXPERIENCE The name men give to their mistakes. DIPLOMAT A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. OPTIMIST A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway: “SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!” BOSS Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. POLITICIAN One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward. DOCTOR A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills… GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH ╰♡╮☆☆╰♡╮
Mornings are reminders that God loves you! You’re not just given another day to enjoy, but a chance to right the wrong of yester day. Have A Nice DAY!!!
Ek din zindagi aise mukam pe pahunch jayegi.. Dosti to sirf yaadon me reh jayegi..! Har cup coffee yaad doston ki dilayegi.. Aur haste haste firaankhein nam ho jayegi..! Office ke chamber me classroom nazar ayegi.. Par chahne pe bhi proxy nahi lag payegi..! Paisa to bahut hoga..
Jaha dekhu samne nazaar ati ho tum, Pyaar ki parichayiyo se hamesha yaadati ho tum, Mere Khwaboo ki duniya me rehti ho tum, Mere pass ake muskurati ho tum, Mohabat ki in raho me ake tadapati ho tum, Pyaar hume de kar door cheli jati ho tum…