Nahi me apne pati ke mob she net karti hu

Ye to aap ne sahi kaha




Mera net peck to mere pati karvate he so voda bhi chalega

Vahi to us karti hu voda ka sim lena he muze par achi skim nahi he

Haan shsta and acha sim card ki talash

jishme net belensh and call charj km ho

Helloo

Kal ni kiya

Abe teko time ni kya reply ka

Nalayakkk

Hm bhootni na bane to aap log sidhi tarh she jine na do

haha ha re

achha wo to mere lie hai uski khala tere lie

koi bhi chalegi

Par mere paas farari nahi he

"PATNI CHALISA"
____________________
Namo-namo patni
maharani,
tumhari mahima koi na
jani....
Humne samjha tum abla
ho,
par tumto sabse badi
bala ho....
Jis din hath me belan
aave,
Us din pati khub
chilawe....
Sare palang pe patni
sove,
Pati baith farsh par
rove.....
Tumse hi ghar mathura
kashi,
Aur tumse hi ghar
satyanashi....
Patni chalisa jo nar
gave,
Sab sukh chod param
dukh pave....
Bhoot pisach najar aa
jave,
Patni jab asli roop me
aave...

kisko

Aap keshe huve

ok aap aur khanu dono ho

good morning re

Ok

GOOD MORING
Bhagwan ne mujse kaha ki
Tu apna 1 pyara dost chhod de main
tujhe
"iPhone" dunga..
2 ko chhod de to "Rolex" ki ghadi
dunga.
.
5 ko chhod de "25 lakh Rupaiya"
dunga..
Aur
Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari"
dunga..
Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha
ki,
He Bhagwan..!!!
Ye dost wo he jinhone meri har
khushi har gam
me sath diya..
Mere bachpan se lekar aaj tak mere
sath rahe..
Kabhi main roya to apne hatho se
mere ansu
pochhe..
Ek glass pani bhi piya to bhi mere
sath share
kiya..
Meri ek awaz par daude chale aye..
KHAIR......Koi baat nahin, kaunsa
Colour hai
Ferrari ka ?

ye khanu he

Nahi khanu mere dimag me nahi he


sachme third friend me mene aap ko socha tha

Mere dil me third vale dosht ke liye aap hi ka khayal tha

mene sachme khanuke bare me socha nahi tha