Elle55  (12 years ago)
how are you??really???

Elle55  (12 years ago)
pffft...you're crazy...hahahaha

Elle55  (12 years ago)
yeah...???? Why?? If I may ask??

Elle55  (12 years ago)
...coz i missed you...hahahahaha...naahh kidding aside i don't know...just felt gloomy....so i tried looking for jokes just to pass time...hby???how are you feeling now?

Elle55  (12 years ago)
gloomy...thanks for askin' tho....

Elle55  (12 years ago)
that's pretty jerkface for you mister....whatever...hahahaha.

Elle55  (12 years ago)
A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first,
but then went the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said:
"Good till the last drop."
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew
to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the
Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra long. King Size".
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her
daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom
waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still
nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written
on it with shaky handwriting were the words "British Airways".
Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped
through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for
British Airways.
The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mom fainted.

emogirl3  (12 years ago)
okei bro

Elle55  (12 years ago)
whatever...k tyt...take your meds.

danlevesque  (12 years ago)
-Be back later